grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

lol only if he is older, fast and boom. ( i didnt know that by the way)

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Reasonable rates, Twist. The man camp that J ran was $1,800 amonth just to park a travel trailer. Water and electric included. The house behind his was renting for $3,500 a month. 3 BR, 2 bath, study, washer & dryer!!

where and when did you run a man camp.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

sigh and now your all giving Red hope again.

And I just got him "straight"ened out

better straighten yourself out before you worry about others. LOL

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Quote: Granny, so glad your brain is working, because I sure didn't figure that out.

Quote: Grey Mare, would your sister like a visit ti beautiful northern California?

Wine country, rugged Pacific coast, towering redwoods. I have a spare room. It's kind of clean.

Britches? A man has been rubbing Twist's britches??? I almost peed myself laughing!!!

Glad you are keeping up with granny or I would have missed this one too!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

hard/difficult to straighten a pear shape. and just what didn't you know there granny???

 

[rIrs roost]

Another joke. Two guys wanted to go out to some bars on the weekend but they were both broke. They had a plan to run up a tab and before having to pay, they'd have a weenie in their pants that one would pull out and the other would get on his knees and put the weenie in his mouth. They figured it would get them thrown out without having to pay the tab. It worked great. After a few clubs one guy told the other that his knees were hurting him and he wanted to be the one with the weenie for awhile so his knees could have a rest. So they switched and went to about six more clubs. After that the other guys knees started hunting so he told the other guy that his knees were killing him. The guy looks at him and said, you think that's bad, I lost the weenie four clubs back.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

better straighten yourself out before you worry about others. LOL

besides granny you have ruined me for all other women.

In other words once again it is all your fault.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

twist, my mom always said the younger the boar the stiffer the ram . (I think thats how it went ) you were talking about age.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Another joke. Two guys wanted to go out to some bars on the weekend but they were both broke. They had a plan to run up a tab and before having to pay, they'd have a weenie in their pants that one would pull out and the other would get on his knees and put the weenie in his mouth. They figured it would get them thrown out without having to pay the tab. It worked great. After a few clubs one guy told the other that his knees were hurting him and he wanted to be the one with the weenie for awhile so his knees could have a rest. So they switched and went to about six more clubs. After that the other guys knees started hunting so he told the other guy that his knees were killing him. The guy looks at him and said, you think that's bad, I lost the weenie four clubs back.

uffda

 

[Granny Hatchet]

besides granny you have ruined me for all other women.

In other words once again it is all your fault.

aww, thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. even if you are full of it. hahaa