grannys gone and done it

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  1. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    lol only if he is older, fast and boom. ( i didnt know that by the way)
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    where and when did you run a man camp.
     
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    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    [​IMG] better straighten yourself out before you worry about others. LOL
     
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    Wishing4Wings Isn't it Amazing? Premium Member

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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    hard/difficult to straighten a pear shape. and just what didn't you know there granny???
     
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    rIrs roost Sir Crows A lot

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    Another joke. Two guys wanted to go out to some bars on the weekend but they were both broke. They had a plan to run up a tab and before having to pay, they'd have a weenie in their pants that one would pull out and the other would get on his knees and put the weenie in his mouth. They figured it would get them thrown out without having to pay the tab. It worked great. After a few clubs one guy told the other that his knees were hurting him and he wanted to be the one with the weenie for awhile so his knees could have a rest. So they switched and went to about six more clubs. After that the other guys knees started hunting so he told the other guy that his knees were killing him. The guy looks at him and said, you think that's bad, I lost the weenie four clubs back.
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    besides granny you have ruined me for all other women. [​IMG] In other words once again it is all your fault.
     
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    twist, my mom always said the younger the boar the stiffer the ram . (I think thats how it went ) you were talking about age.
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    [​IMG] uffda
     
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    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    aww, thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. even if you are full of it. hahaa
     
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