grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

say granny I never did get a notice from BYC and any Idea where or how I find out when I expire.??

I really dont think BYC knows when "you" expire.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Thank you everyone for the Anniversary wishes.

Quote: No brace. I'm just lazy and need to pull my shoulders back and avoid activities that pull my shoulders into a slump, like typing on the computer.

Yeah right.

He did, however, show me the best insoles for my feet that will help my plantar faciitis, and where to get them, which I did. Been looking for just this thing for 10 years. This guy really knows his stuff.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

really old couple are sitting across from each other eating breakfast

the wife say's gee Jim it's been 40 years since we were married and you still make me all hot in the chest

Jim says " you silly old bag your right breast is in your oatmeal."

 

[Wishing4Wings]

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I'll just keep reposting this until I see the story!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I'll just keep reposting this until I see the story!

LOL except mutt went to bed

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

pssssst granny there's another one You start fiddling with your blouse buttons and I sneak out the door and scare the poo out of him.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

lol very elderly couple at a restaurant over heard by a cop. she looks at him and says, its been 32 years, lets go do it where we first did. they totter off on their canes and walker. cop follows. she leans against a fence and they start. cop is amazed at them and their age. they start jumping and screaming and impresses the cop so much he stays. when they come out of the ally cop says I couldnt help but watch you both . its amazing !! old man says well, there wasnt an electric fence there 32 yrs. ago.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

pssssst granny there's another one You start fiddling with your blouse buttons and I sneak out the door and scare the poo out of him.

I was going to shorten his name by using the first letter in each word but i caught myself.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

true story so my father , brother and I are out hunting , My brother has to take a leak , dad tells him to pssst on the electric fence. Which my idiot brother does and gets zapped some how. My dad is laughing so hard he falls into the fence. and gets zapped as well.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

say granny do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is???