grannys gone and done it

[ChickenLady2014]

ok Red, me too. I've gotta get chores done, then get cleaned up. Gd has her choir Christmas concert tonight & I'm the only one that can make it to it

She's watching her broody is what's she doing!!! Lol

Hence the hen can. If broody decides to hatch when I'm gone today hoping to catch it on camera. Besides I need to find out if broodys do crazy things like help their chicks out of the shell. Every since Reds experience I've wanted to find out if maybe his broody momma was just helping the chick or if she actually was trying to hurt it. Never filmed a hatch before, so will have to see, bbl

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

MY COUSIN was busy this am. LOL

Cowboy:
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier:
"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy:
"Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."

When you are over seventy, who gives a crap


another one ..........................

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.

" I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

When you are over seventy, who gives a crap

and another ........................

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

When you are over seventy, who gives a crap
***********


I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you are over seventy, who gives a crap
***********


I went to the pub last night and saw a FAT chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."

The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

When you are over seventy, who gives a crap

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

I don't think they make that here. Now I have to create a recipe!!!!!

It's a tomato herby type flavour to it, if that helps you to recreate it

Hence the hen can. If broody decides to hatch when I'm gone today hoping to catch it on camera. Besides I need to find out if broodys do crazy things like help their chicks out of the shell. Every since Reds experience I've wanted to find out if maybe his broody momma was just helping the chick or if she actually was trying to hurt it. Never filmed a hatch before, so will have to see, bbl

Oh I hope you catch the hatch Lisa, I will be interested to see also. I've only ever had one broody and didn't catch anything!! Could hear chirping and when I looked under her there they were When I did look prior to hatch she just growled and hunkered down!!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Quote:
so what do you serve that with rice/taters/pasta ???

 

[willzpapa]

was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my *** and said, "You're kind of cute. You gotta phone number?"
[COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?"

She said, "Yea, I got a pen".

I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches. . . but when you are over seventy. . . who gives a crap? [/COLOR][/COLOR]

I'm committing this one to memory man am I ever gonna git something started with this.one whoooooooo boooooy ROFLMBO

 

[Tumbling K]

huh   remember coffee still trying to work.   I did ovate you orirginal pic 

Oh I wasn't looking for that, I meant because they used a picture of Mary as their go by.

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

so what do you serve that with rice/taters/pasta  ??? 

Hi twist

Your on form this morning with the gags

Mashed tatties and garden peas with the casserole

 

[willzpapa]

I don't know how all them spaces got in there sorry

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Quote:
AHHHH yes I noticed that right away VERY VERY WELL DONE Personally I think they truly captured it perfectly. Congrats to the kids

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

I don't know how all them spaces got in there sorry

Maybe twist copied and paste it into his post
Think that can make things funny when you quote them?