I wash my eggs. just water. when it rains here they get pretty gross. them i feed to the barn cats. but if there not too bad I give them a quick rinse in tepid water then let them drip dry so it wont remove more bloom then needed. I just aint eating no egg straight out the butt without at least a quick rinse.
Im like you i aint cracking a dirty egg over nuthin im eatin back when i was hauling feed to commercial chicken houses i had a customer that had run outta feed the farmer sent his daughter to start the feeders and she was having trouble getting the feed started i tried to help her i might have got some litter in my mouth yuk