grannys gone and done it

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My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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Yall ever make them lil smokies in sweet sauce, made of grape jelly and honey mustard ?????

can I use regular mustard, honey and jelly ? how much and what do you eat with them ? I like the canned croissants cut one into 5 and wrap around them and baked..
 
This is so true! Sometimes it happens on the same day!

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I've got a lot of stuff to get done before we leave tomorrow morning. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas in case I don't make it on tomorrow. May you all be blessed with great family fun, great food & Gods blessings.
 
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