Quote: I made a nice graceful, I mean klutzy step over the garden fence last summer, only to catch my boot on the fence. My leg stopped but I kept going. Fortunately the fence let loose of the boot as I fell. Managed to land butt first on 2 of my cabbages. They were so nice looking & almost ready to pick. Not so much after my big butt flattened them
Was praying the neighbors weren't looking out their window when I did that trick.
at first I thought when you were talking cabbages you actually meant your bottom cheeks. And they were almost ready