grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

not in Wy it was speeding in Nd and Sd. I had 4 pee stops on the way home because I "cracked the seal" while still at my brothers. ONLY stopped twice on the way down

Its been a long time since I heard that ! hahaa usually when I worked in the bar though.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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then here are a couple other oldies

1) shake hands with the unemployed

2) see a man about a horse or pony depending on how drunk and or honest they were.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

#2 I heard a lot even at home . #1 much funnier !

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

one of the best things about the "younger" generations is you can tell them "old jokes" and they have never heard them before.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

My father had shakes very badly . He couldnt control his hands sometimes. He said he would "have 3 " before he could flush.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

#2 I heard a lot even at home . #1 much funnier !

LOL yes there can be gas with #2 #1 just sounds like a waterfall or broken pipe dripping

 

[Granny Hatchet]

one of the best things about the "younger" generations is you can tell them "old jokes" and they have never heard them before.

ya, If you can remember them ! hehee

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

My father had shakes very badly . He couldnt control his hands sometimes. He said he would "have 3 " before he could flush.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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I so far

usually don't have a problem

 

[Tippylou]

Quote: SAN ANTONIO – On one brand new stretch of toll road southeast of Austin, Texas, you can cruise at 85 mph and not worry about being pulled over for speeding.