grannys gone and done it

[BantyChooks]

I'll stick with you Golden Feather and Flock Master people.

Welcome to the Nut House!

I did and no there's not and it is still am like only 9 am and if you all hadn't been so chatty I would NOT of had 175 posts to catch up on.

and a Funny for you all

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

 

[Chaos18]

 

[Granny Hatchet]

-- for all his talk about the cooking he does I think it should be a no-brainer that Twist should do any/all cooking if he comes to visit - you know, putting his money where his mouth is and all that......

LOL - so very true. I know a lot of folks struggle to find anything "funny" or "good" about dementia, but having dealt with it with several family members I find that is the only way to get through it with any shred of sanity.

cant feel sorry for me cause If I dont remember then it dont matter.
and YES! Twist can cook for the both of us ..

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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[Granny Hatchet]

Guess Imma gonna go choke my chicken . What about you Twist ? hehee . He is sitting here with rubber gloves on. LOL

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Ya’ just might want to pass this along

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Guess Imma gonna go choke my chicken . What about you Twist ? hehee . He is sitting here with rubber gloves on. LOL

that might be better then the gs wanting to be a proctologist

your choice there granny

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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the beetles revolver album

 

[Granny Hatchet]

that might be better then the gs wanting to be a proctologist

your choice there granny

protoligy pays more

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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and either way a hand/finger is going up the back side