grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

i i granny are you knocking about me little minx

Hi shell Im here, are you feeling better ?

 

[shell shocked]

Hi shell Im here, are you feeling better ?

yeah sound ta you and tommy good had a bit of a to do today

got woke up by a right ruckus a bloody monkey
done a bunk from the zoo was up a tree in the park across from us
so i gave them a bell and the fella on the other end said it does it
all the time and he will send some one round to get it
about an hour later a fella pulls up in a white van opens the back doors
took out a gun and let the biggest meanest dog i have ever seen
i asked him what he was going to do he handed me the gun and
said he was going to climb the tree and try and shake the monkey
out of the tree and when it falls the dogs been trained to attack it
and keep biting its b***s until iy gives up and gets into the van
great says i but whats the gun fore

he said if i fall out of the tree shoot the bloody dog hehe

 

[Granny Hatchet]

yeah sound ta you and tommy good had a bit of a to do today

got woke up by a right ruckus a bloody monkey
done a bunk from the zoo was up a tree in the park across from us
so i gave them a bell and the fella on the other end said it does it
all the time and he will send some one round to get it
about an hour later a fella pulls up in a white van opens the back doors
took out a gun and let the biggest meanest dog i have ever seen
i asked him what he was going to do he handed me the gun and
said he was going to climb the tree and try and shake the monkey
out of the tree and when it falls the dogs been trained to attack it
and keep biting its b***s until iy gives up and gets into the van
great says i but whats the gun fore

he said if i fall out of the tree shoot the bloody dog hehe

LOL you are funny. again you had me going. hahaa

 

[shell shocked]

aw a granny its all true as if i would make some thing like that up hehe

 

[Granny Hatchet]

my DD called me at 8am to take her to court for some driving tickets. we get there and they want to frisk me.

It was the best 2 min. of my day ! We were at the wrong place after all that.

 

[shell shocked]

my DD called me at 8am to take her to court for some driving tickets. we get there and they want to frisk me.

It was the best 2 min. of my day ! We were at the wrong place after all that.

if it was a lady cop i would have gone to the back of the line for another turn hehe

 

[Granny Hatchet]

they directed us to a brick garage that had 2 doors. one said court the other said police. we go in and she is supposed to pay them $225.00 and no court. The ticket is driving without a license and if she dont pay they will take her license . HU ???

 

[Granny Hatchet]

if it was a lady cop i would have gone to the back of the line for another turn hehe

it was an old geezer and his badge said Chaplin . Probably the best 2 min. of his day too !

 

[shell shocked]

bloody hell granny there's only you and i have i drove every one away
its not like i've posted a photo of myself

 

[Granny Hatchet]

bloody hell granny there's only you and i have i drove every one away
its not like i've posted a photo of myself

meaning to ask you for one. hehe you are not the one that has drove them away.