grannys gone and done it

[twisted-acres-farm]

Morning. Not much of a mood to talk today. Pups went to the pond so I visited the garden while over there. Picked some marigolds, and ate a couple cherry tomatoes. Okra is in bloom again. Pretty.

such a beautiful flower for something that "fruits" into what looks like one of the Grinch's fingers.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Good morning all. Went to devins dads house yesterday to have a sit down with him. It was very nerve wracking but he agreed to add Devin to some of his accounts as a authorized user to help boost his credit score a bit. It was mentally exhausting... And a long drive that I just went straight to bed last night when we got home.

Sorry to hear about all the horrible stuff going on. Hope grannys sister will be okay and treatment works well.
Glad to have neatstuff back too.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

God's plan for Seniors

Most seniors never get enough exercise.

In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so
they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other
things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw
that it was good.

Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made
seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them
to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it
was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors
would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips
to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked
down and saw that it was good.

So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more,
remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best
interest even though you mutter under your breath.

Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older

#9
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8
Life is sexually transmitted.

#7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

#6
Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they
can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
make him a sandwich.

#5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
weeks, months, maybe years.

#4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

#3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

#2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it
normal.

#1
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today
may be a burning issue tomorrow.

Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.

A friend sent this to me -- she must have mistakenly
assumed I was aging.​

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

You just can't make this stuff up!!)


When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a "generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder." (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that "it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."


The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."


>
> And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

bbl

hope you all have a great day and are busier then this thread

 

[Granny Hatchet]

decided to mow some. I think I did for 2 hrs. and now I am on coffee break. I am depressed. Makes it hard to do anything.
pup has peep twice in the house today. I dont know why. maybe the one time was because Robert scared him yelling . IDK. He has been doing really good.
I am forcing myself to go outside. chickens water in the cages are nasty. someone has some work to do when they get home. I guess I am getting all the kids from school. DD has her infusion today. I dont know what to do with the tolbunt rooster. He cant stay where he is this winter.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

bbl

hope you all have a great day and are busier then this thread

x2

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

decided to mow some. I think I did for 2 hrs. and now I am on coffee break. I am depressed. Makes it hard to do anything.
pup has peep twice in the house today. I dont know why. maybe the one time was because Robert scared him yelling . IDK. He has been doing really good.
I am forcing myself to go outside. chickens water in the cages are nasty. someone has some work to do when they get home. I guess I am getting all the kids from school. DD has her infusion today. I dont know what to do with the tolbunt rooster. He cant stay where he is this winter.

I am sorry you are struggling, you have had a lot put onto your plate of late, especially yesterday. I hope that you are able to take some time to sort through some of it and get back onto a more even keel.

Good morning all. Went to devins dads house yesterday to have a sit down with him. It was very nerve wracking but he agreed to add Devin to some of his accounts as a authorized user to help boost his credit score a bit. It was mentally exhausting... And a long drive that I just went straight to bed last night when we got home.

Sorry to hear about all the horrible stuff going on. Hope grannys sister will be okay and treatment works well.
Glad to have neatstuff back too.

I am so glad it went well in the end, Linda, I know it can't have been easy. Hope you got some good rest.

Morning. Not much of a mood to talk today. Pups went to the pond so I visited the garden while over there. Picked some marigolds, and ate a couple cherry tomatoes. Okra is in bloom again. Pretty.

How beautiful, I'd have never guessed that would be what the plant was. Maybe you just need a nice quiet day to yourself with beauty like that to focus on.

Thats good some people love hearing them crow,i don't mind it either..

Our neighbors were like that - it really surprised me, in a good way, when they told me that they were disappointed when I told them we were going to have hens only, which worked out well since we ended up with one surprise cockerel out of the first batch and then I went out and searched for a replacement roo (my SS) after I got rid of the first one (an EE)

They havent staged my sisters cancer yet but its not good. The tumor is close to her anus and is 5in. She had the test just like I did 4 yrs. ago and again, same time I did this time. Neither one of us knew the other was having it done.
They are going to start with chemo and radiation to try and shrink it enough to take it out. There is still a lot of testing to be done but she said she is getting her affairs in order. This is the sister that is a nurse and offered me school I was just talking about a few days ago.

 

[h2oratt]

decided to mow some. I think I did for 2 hrs. and now I am on coffee break. I am depressed. Makes it hard to do anything.
pup has peep twice in the house today. I dont know why.  maybe the one time was because Robert scared him yelling . IDK.   He has been doing really good.
I am forcing myself to go outside. chickens water in the cages are nasty. someone has some work to do when they get home. I guess I am getting all the kids from school. DD has her infusion today.  I dont know what to do with the tolbunt rooster.  He cant stay where he is this winter.  

Hi granny, I so sorry to hear about your sister. I am praying for her and you. A lot of times pups have a set back. Just keep doing what you were doing.he will learn.

What is DD infusion for? Infection? You will have your hands full with all the kids.

Hang in there.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

They havent staged my sisters cancer yet but its not good. The tumor is close to her anus and is 5in. She had the test just like I did 4 yrs. ago and again, same time I did this time. Neither one of us knew the other was having it done.
They are going to start with chemo and radiation to try and shrink it enough to take it out. There is still a lot of testing to be done but she said she is getting her affairs in order. This is the sister that is a nurse and offered me school I was just talking about a few days ago.

My grandma had a large tumor in the same spot, but it hadn't spread. They used radiation only and it shrank and disappeared. She was 80. Hoping and praying your sister has as good of an outcome.