I'm sure everyone would get a good laugh if we video taped ourselves trying to round up the birds. I was trying to think of some crazy things I do outside and here is a few:
Jumping up and down waving arms and yelling get out of here when a hawk flies in the yard.
Telling Phyllis the polish hen, yes Phyllis I got your raisins at the store.
Donald get off Topper she doesn't want you around her.
Prying a hen or guinea out of the privacy fence and chain link fence. Why in the world would you go in there?
Come back here right now I just want to look at your foot.
No I do not have any treats well wait just a minute I'll find you something.
Falling backwards when pulling on the water hose while trying to fill up the water bowls.
Taking 3 people to round up a 3 pound duck.
Trying out your herding techniques holding arm out straight in front of you. No that didn't work you go get a stick and try that.
Pounding on the duck window because they refuse to come outside.
Slipping in the mud while tending to the birds. Trying to stay upright on solid ice.
My neighbors probably get a big kick out of watching my antics.