I hear you! Your not being a baby...I hate doing it too! I have had my guineas rip their nail off as well, so I try to keep up on it, as much as I dislike it. I think you've come up with a great idea for a new profession, though....Guinea Groomer. You could also specialize in chicken clipping, Duck Doo's and Rooster Revitalizing. You could call it Bantam's Bob and Bouffant!
Oh, what wonderful ideas you have!
