jeepgirl13
Crowing
But the duck will be just fineHe has placed the nut in a spot where it is able to cause maximum damage: You will hit the nut with your lawn-mower-blade, accelerating it to the speed of sound, it will then shatter the kitchen window and topple over the milk-pot on your gas-stove, extinguishing the flame. The leaking gas will explode and send your house into a decaying low earth orbit. Your house won't burn up entirely during re-entry and its remains will crash into the White-House, where everybody believes it is an attack from Russia. The resulting global war will wipe out 95% of all life on this planet…
And all that because your duck ate a nut!!!
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