I have a cabin in the hinterlands of northern Minnesota, during the school year I rent it out to a nice Sasquatch family.
I hardly ever get up there during the winter, but I recently went up there to discuss their housekeeping. Last summer they left it a little more messy than they should have.
Well, it was a mess, but not as bad as it has been, that was a positive. The negative was the poop on the floor.
The toddler has been slow to toilet train. Now to be honest, there is no toilet in the cabin. We have an outhouse. I understand it can be cold while doing ones duty in the outhouse. I know, I have had frostbite in places normally frostbite free.
Back to the toddler. She (I assume it’s a she, at young ages they are hard to tell apart) just squats and drops the poop pellets wherever she is. (Interesting side note Sasquatch poop looks like rabbit poop, only apricot size instead of raisin size).
When she does head to the outhouse, she seldom makes it, she just drops them along the way. It is handy though when we have guests and they want to know where the bathroom is. We just tell them out the back door, turn right and follow the poop trail.
Now I like some poop pellets piled by the pond for throwing at the beavers, but this is getting excessive.
My wife, the WW, really gets upset when she needs to clean the floors of toddler Sasquatch poop. I get stuck in the middle between the WW and the Sasquatches.
Mrs Sasquatch SATs she has tried everything. I have no idea how to toilet train a Sasquatch, so I am turning to all of you for suggestions.
thanks
I hardly ever get up there during the winter, but I recently went up there to discuss their housekeeping. Last summer they left it a little more messy than they should have.
Well, it was a mess, but not as bad as it has been, that was a positive. The negative was the poop on the floor.
The toddler has been slow to toilet train. Now to be honest, there is no toilet in the cabin. We have an outhouse. I understand it can be cold while doing ones duty in the outhouse. I know, I have had frostbite in places normally frostbite free.
Back to the toddler. She (I assume it’s a she, at young ages they are hard to tell apart) just squats and drops the poop pellets wherever she is. (Interesting side note Sasquatch poop looks like rabbit poop, only apricot size instead of raisin size).
When she does head to the outhouse, she seldom makes it, she just drops them along the way. It is handy though when we have guests and they want to know where the bathroom is. We just tell them out the back door, turn right and follow the poop trail.
Now I like some poop pellets piled by the pond for throwing at the beavers, but this is getting excessive.
My wife, the WW, really gets upset when she needs to clean the floors of toddler Sasquatch poop. I get stuck in the middle between the WW and the Sasquatches.
Mrs Sasquatch SATs she has tried everything. I have no idea how to toilet train a Sasquatch, so I am turning to all of you for suggestions.
thanks
