Old geezer, that's just hilarious!
One that I can mention here is when I asked a gal when her baby was due...and she wasn't preg.
I noticed she lost weight after that, and I never again asked anybody when they were due.
Another time not that long ago, I was telling a person about someone else's most embarassing moment, how they'd been waiting to catch a bus to work but then needed to use a nearby gas station restroom, and then walked back to the bus stop with the back of their dress tucked in the top of their pantyhose. Well, not 5 minutes later after telling that story I went to the restroom and walked out with a paper-tail trailing behind me in all its glory.
One that I can mention here is when I asked a gal when her baby was due...and she wasn't preg.
Another time not that long ago, I was telling a person about someone else's most embarassing moment, how they'd been waiting to catch a bus to work but then needed to use a nearby gas station restroom, and then walked back to the bus stop with the back of their dress tucked in the top of their pantyhose. Well, not 5 minutes later after telling that story I went to the restroom and walked out with a paper-tail trailing behind me in all its glory.