hey redhen

[KristyHall]

I have a maid for you.

He is really really talented at cleaning dishes, and cleaning up chicken poop, and keeping the chickens off the porch.

He'll also cleanup any spilled food, including dog and catfood.

He can keep your shoes clean, and when excited he sweeps the floor.

He works for praise and a pat on the head.

The only stipulations is, he cleans with his tongue, he's really hairy, and when he "Sweeps" He sweeps the dirt all over and not into the garbage. Oh and he leaves as much hair as he picks up.

I'll rent my australian shepherd to you but I make no guarantees on the quality of work on your windows. Unless you rub liver on the windows then I'm sure he'll clean those too.

 

[eenie114]

I thought this was another "Clean your blinking inbox!!" thread, but this is better.

 

[luvinmychickens]

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Same here!

 

[KristyHall]

he's a very good helper. He just finished licking my shoes a few minutes ago. Why he likes to lick shoes, feet and my bed frame, I have no clue.

 

[luvinmychickens]

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Haha, with my dog that died, you didn't need a sink to wash your hands. Just put your hands/arms/whatever infront of her mouth and she'll lick em until you take em away. She would also clean my Dad's pillow. She would yank it off the bed and lick it continuously.

 

[KristyHall]

dogs are so funny

 

[chikenlicken'10844]

does this work on kitchen appliances??

 

[redhen]

He's hired!!!!!!!!!!!

* I dont mind the fur..Imp shed his SKIN everywhere in my house... i always had to clean after he left.. and he was supposed to be the maid..

*

 

[luvinmychickens]

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Ikr? my dog today just about flew right through the window.

 

[KristyHall]

my dog loves to watch out the window and if a chicken gets o the porch he comes get me. i open the door and he runs out chases them off the porch then comes back. At least he's entertained.