I am sorry you're having to deal with this but I have to say, LOVED reading your narrative! Hilarious.
One good thing that will come of this is your chickens will get more used to being handled. Mine weren't particularly tame when I got them, and they also had lice. Our dusting routine helped them get used to me, and now they just take manhandling as par for the course. And no Satan chickens!
One good thing that will come of this is your chickens will get more used to being handled. Mine weren't particularly tame when I got them, and they also had lice. Our dusting routine helped them get used to me, and now they just take manhandling as par for the course. And no Satan chickens!