How many did you do today?

[shawluvsbirds]

"Go lay down!"

"No, you've already eaten!"

"Stop eating the cow ****!"

Yup. .

 

[shawluvsbirds]

The sad thing is I have neighbors who talk to their children worse than I talk to my dog
So I really don't care what they think.

 

[ShrekDawg]

“What’s in your mouth!? Drop that right now!!!”

Or alternatively.... “what are you eating!? Spit that out!!!”

 

[ShrekDawg]

“DONT EAT THAT!!!”

 

[ShrekDawg]

The sad thing is I have neighbors who talk to their children worse than I talk to my dog
So I really don't care what they think.

I always get a bit sad when I see people being mean to kids

See it at Walmart all the time. People yelling over nothing or totally completely ignoring them or whatever else. I try to just tell myself maybe theyre just having a bad day or something. :/

 

[ShrekDawg]

My personal favorite is “don’t pee on your brother/sister!!!”

 

[R2elk]

Well.... You have higher class poultry I guess.

No, I get down on my hands and knees. No need to squat.

 

[R2elk]

I am forever having to walk all the way back to the spicket because I forgot to turn it on.
I know my neighbors think I'm a quack. That's fine by me. Keeps them on their side of the fence.

What's a "spicket"? I put a frost free hydrant in and then built my coop around it.

 

[muddy75]

Not again.

yup....every 4 weeks.....so that why my vote was with rum
you will be happy to know that I still managed 50+ though before bed!! (squats....not beer or rum )

 

[ShrekDawg]

yup....every 4 weeks.....so that why my vote was with rum
you will be happy to know that I still managed 50+ though before bed!! (squats....not beer or rum )

For a second I was like