Hurricane Advice

[RUNuts]

She is beautiful, what type of dog is she?

Don't let those big brown eyes fool you. Like most redheads, she is an evil, mischievous bitch (can I use the technical term for female canine?). Present company excluded, of course.

Jake - her predecessor stole and ate a whole rotisserie chicken off the counter while it cooled. I hope he burned his tongue. Oh, I miss him! He was big at 110# and 7' tall on his hind legs. The males can put their feet on your shoulders and look down at you.

Red is 55# while her brother (black and doesn't photograph well in the house) is 75#. Closer to standard for the sexes. Unfortunately, these are sight hounds and have a STRONG prey drive. If it is small and running, say good bye quick.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Don't let those big brown eyes fool you. Like most redheads, she is an evil, mischievous bitch (can I use the technical term for female canine?). Present company excluded, of course.

Jake - her predecessor stole and ate a whole rotisserie chicken off the counter while it cooled. I hope he burned his tongue. Oh, I miss him! He was big at 110# and 7' tall on his hind legs. The males can put their feet on your shoulders and look down at you.

Red is 55# while her brother (black and doesn't photograph well in the house) is 75#. Closer to standard for the sexes. Unfortunately, these are sight hounds and have a STRONG prey drive. If it is small and running, say good bye quick.

Yes, you can use proper terminology. But how did you know I used to be a redhead, for years.

 

[RUNuts]

Yes, you can use proper terminology. But how did you know I used to be a redhead, for years.

I'm attracted by scent? I'm mysteriously drawn to the type? I have a sixth sense? I'm psychotic?
Yea, that's it! I'm psychotic! Yea!

Is that how you spell it? - you know, able to know things in your mind. Like the gypsy fortune tellers.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm attracted by scent? I'm mysteriously drawn to the type? I have a sixth sense? I'm psychotic?
Yea, that's it! I'm psychotic! Yea!

Is that how you spell it? - you know, able to know things in your mind. Like the gypsy fortune tellers.

Yep, you're psychotic.

 

[RUNuts]

Yep, you're psychotic.

Thank yewww! Spell check agrees, that is how you spell it. LOL

 

[BantyChooks]

Can you see my redhead now?

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Would you be offended if I asked what on earth that thing is?? A kangaroo?

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Would you be offended if I asked what on earth that thing is?? A kangaroo?

A russian wolf hound! (I had to ask as well)

 

[RUNuts]

Would you be offended if I asked what on earth that thing is?? A kangaroo?

Actually, it is my fur rug. The best place to lay is right in the walkway. Beds are over rated.

 

[Peeps61]

Don't let those big brown eyes fool you. Like most redheads, she is an evil, mischievous bitch (can I use the technical term for female canine?). Present company excluded, of course.

Jake - her predecessor stole and ate a whole rotisserie chicken off the counter while it cooled. I hope he burned his tongue. Oh, I miss him! He was big at 110# and 7' tall on his hind legs. The males can put their feet on your shoulders and look down at you.

Red is 55# while her brother (black and doesn't photograph well in the house) is 75#. Closer to standard for the sexes. Unfortunately, these are sight hounds and have a STRONG prey drive. If it is small and running, say good bye quick.

I had a rescued racing greyhound for a number of years. Same thing with the prey drive and the chicken stealing from the counter. He was fast enough to catch whatever he wanted and big enough to steal from the kitchen counters, even from the middle of the island in the kitchen! I miss him terribly.

 

[RUNuts]

Jake was walking by the kitchen table and "shook" his head. Dad was sitting at the table talking to Crazy Lady. Crazy Lady starts fussing at slick Jake.

By "shaking" his head, he had stolen a doughnut, a single doughnut mind you, from a FULL box of 2 dozen. Dad had no idea because Jake never missed stride. Hadn't lingered. Hadn't done anything more than grab a doughnut and kept walking. He held the doughnut by his front teeth.

Yes, we get asked what is he? A long haired greyhound? An Afghan? A goat? And my favorite, is that a dog?