I was at Wal-mart walking down the isle behind a couple of younger women when a cat-call whistle rings out REAL close. One does a slow turn around and her face lights up when she sees me! (Man with job!!) Our eyes lock. She is smiling ear to ear.

Before she can say anything, I ask innocently, "did you whistle at me?" The question marks jump out of her eyes! A long awkward silence ensues.

Then her friend says, "that was my phone."

I reply, "your friend's phone whistled at us."

They both walk down the next isle laughing. While I continue my Walmart shopping experience. Chuckling to myself. Yep, I still got it. I can pick up women in Walmart. Not proud of it.
 
I was at Wal-mart walking down the isle behind a couple of younger women when a cat-call whistle rings out REAL close. One does a slow turn around and her face lights up when she sees me! (Man with job!!) Our eyes lock. She is smiling ear to ear.

Before she can say anything, I ask innocently, "did you whistle at me?" The question marks jump out of her eyes! A long awkward silence ensues.

Then her friend says, "that was my phone."

I reply, "your friend's phone whistled at us."

They both walk down the next isle laughing. While I continue my Walmart shopping experience. Chuckling to myself. Yep, I still got it. I can pick up women in Walmart. Not proud of it.
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I was at Wal-mart walking down the isle behind a couple of younger women when a cat-call whistle rings out REAL close. One does a slow turn around and her face lights up when she sees me! (Man with job!!) Our eyes lock. She is smiling ear to ear.

Before she can say anything, I ask innocently, "did you whistle at me?" The question marks jump out of her eyes! A long awkward silence ensues.

Then her friend says, "that was my phone."

I reply, "your friend's phone whistled at us."

They both walk down the next isle laughing. While I continue my Walmart shopping experience. Chuckling to myself. Yep, I still got it. I can pick up women in Walmart. Not proud of it.
Your Walmart is safe to shop at?
I wouldn't dare go to my Walmart. :confused:
 
I was at Wal-mart walking down the isle behind a couple of younger women when a cat-call whistle rings out REAL close. One does a slow turn around and her face lights up when she sees me! (Man with job!!) Our eyes lock. She is smiling ear to ear.

Before she can say anything, I ask innocently, "did you whistle at me?" The question marks jump out of her eyes! A long awkward silence ensues.

Then her friend says, "that was my phone."

I reply, "your friend's phone whistled at us."

They both walk down the next isle laughing. While I continue my Walmart shopping experience. Chuckling to myself. Yep, I still got it. I can pick up women in Walmart. Not proud of it.

I am 57 still get looks from one or two here in town :yesss::frowthey all think BF and I are old marrieds like to keep it that way:wee
 

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