Jake was walking by the kitchen table and "shook" his head. Dad was sitting at the table talking to Crazy Lady. Crazy Lady starts fussing at slick Jake.
By "shaking" his head, he had stolen a doughnut, a single doughnut mind you, from a FULL box of 2 dozen. Dad had no idea because Jake never missed stride. Hadn't lingered. Hadn't done anything more than grab a doughnut and kept walking. He held the doughnut by his front teeth.
Yes, we get asked what is he? A long haired greyhound? An Afghan? A goat? And my favorite, is that a dog?