Hurricane Advice

You ever see the hair dryer with the notice that says "don't use in the bath tub"? I always wondered how you would dry your hair in the bath tub. Really??? Now they have all those safety devices. Life is like a final exam. FINAL. You get one shot. Good luck! Some of you are going to need it.

Had a professor who handed out signed drop slips stapled to the FIRST test in the class. Quite a few were used. He told us, "if you don't use it today, save it. You will want to use it later." Haha. I passed Organic Chemistry the first time with a C+++
I've got a better label... Big Red Letters: "Do NOT EAT" on a C-4 wrapper.:sick
 
Another rooster on the nest video for Kiki when she comes around. I'm starting to think i might actually get an egg out of the boy.:)

did he actually stay there ? I would fall over giggle if there was a egg in there
 
My DD was at the house one weekend and was shocked that my project for the day was cleaning out the dryer pipe. I use the lint as fire starter for the fire place. In her house she's got nearly 30' of dryer pipe.. She went home and went to work getting almost a pound of lent.:yesss:

So, your house elf is on strike also?

It is amazing. When the kids moved out and realized exactly how much cleaning is required. Just for themselves. I only have one that refuses to clean.

I had a good time when I told everyone to vacuum the frig. They didn't know it was an air breather. Should have seen the dog hair! This was back when the dog liked sleeping in front of the frig. Warmer there.
 
I've actually caught him sitting on eggs,he adjusts them shifts around just like a hen. He monopolies the nests something fierce,but the girls just work around him. I don't know about the boy,i honestly don't. :)
you could have charged admission to that one :lau
 

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