This is a thread for little stories about the spouse -- mostly DH, but if there's a DW out there that fits the bill, by all means, spill it! The kids ~n~ marriage thread reminded me of some 'marriage' stories. I got married 11 years ago to the truly nicest guy in the world. A few years later, I had a favorite pair of dark blue light cotton slacks covered in tiny brightly-colored flowers. I wore them everywhere 'cause I had gained a few pounds and they were comfortable. I thought they looked great. I always asked DH if I looked ok when we were getting ready to go somewhere, and he always said "you look wonderful", no matter what I was wearing. One day I was hopping mad because I was going through my closet trying on one thing after another and just did not feel good in anything. DH said "what's the matter honey?" I said "I don't have a frikkin' thing to wear!" He said "Oh, well... hey, why don't you wear your clown pants!"