I guess they think I'm old?

[woodmort]

You're gonna get a lot of AARP letters too.

 

[zippitydooda]

Quote:
Don't feel bad. I just turned 52, and I'm getting solicited for cemetary plots. Sigh.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I'm 53 & I would LOVE to have one of them scooters! Of course I'd put a 327 Chevy engine on it!

ZOOOOOM!!!

 

[zazouse]

mr. birdaholic :

I'm 53 & I would LOVE to have one of them scooters! Of course I'd put a 327 Chevy engine on it!

ZOOOOOM!!!

and some all terrain tires too.

 

[Three Cedars Silkies]

First it starts with power chairs, moves on to AARP and cemetery plots, then escalates to "guaranteed no matter how old, sick or decrepit you are" LIFE insurance policies (more like, we'll give you $10,000 to go ahead and die policies).

Now, at 60, I'm getting hammered with ads for long-term care insurance, burial policies and Medicare supplements.

See what you have to look forward to?

 

[chicmom]

Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'll be 47 in April. I guess I'm old too then. Scooter bound, I guess! LOL

 

[Spookwriter]

Now, I'm not going to say my exact age. Just that I'm old...

My wife knows given the chance, I'll ride the golf cart from the
porch to the car.

AARP...SHE'S a proud card carrying member. I cringe....

Some young waitress gave me my first senior discount this past
summer...I was bummed. Wife and daughter laughed for days....

How old am I? For Christmas I got gertiol, old man vitamins, a half-bottle
of grecian-gray...(I'm bald on top...don't know why. Just woke up one day
and it was gone.) Handful of brochures for area old-folks nursing homes...

 

[australorpchick]

Don't complain. I'm 34 and I started getting a bunch of mobility mailers right after my last birthday. I have absolutely no idea how I ended up on their lists.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

SALUTE TO THE ELDERS! We keep the junk mailers in business, we keep the lanes at the grocery store stampeed proof, & the toilet paper companys LOVE US!

 

[verity]

hahahahaha -- on a recent birthday I got a letter from the NRA saying that they NEED for me to join -- in the same mail came the offer of a free eye-exam! They had my birthday listed as being in 1841 instead of 1941 !!!