I Hate Silkies - Proof They Are Evil - GRAPHIC PICS ADDED

Discussion in 'General breed discussions & FAQ' started by PurpleChicken, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Quote:I have heard they are very broody and are good setters. My hen isn't even laying
    so she isn't much proof of that. I can put her in with my 3 week old chicks and
    she won't hurt them. My standard hens try to eat the chicks.

    To be completely serious (only for a second) about them being mean,
    they are sorta like lapdogs. They are moody but not aggressive. I
    have really loved sitting with mine and just petting them. They are very
    calm, soft, and furry. .....Getting to me.....Must resist.......

    My silkies grew up with my standard hens, all 7 months old. They act different,
    like they are better than the hens. They stick to themselves.

    They will be fine with your kids. Standard roosters are the real threat.

    Silkies don't harm the innocent. They have a covenant with higher powers that
    only allow them to harm adult, and not so innocent people like me and you.
    They will get under your skin like those bugs in the Mummy movies.

    Just look in their eyes.... They will posess you....
     
  2. PurpleChicken

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    Quote:Freakin' hilarious!

    You and I both know there are some silkie lovers just sitting on the fence
    waiting to jump in on this thread. They must be bighting their tongues. [​IMG]
     
  3. PurpleChicken

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    Quote:It may be too late for you but try and warn the masses.

    YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED!!!

    The hawk won't stand a chance against silkie laser vision.
     
  4. dlhunicorn

    dlhunicorn Human Encyclopedia

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    ...they are the ultimate hatch-a-holic breed of choice...
    you have been warned...it is addicitve ... they control your life....
    *rushing out to serve the troop their warm oatmeal mash*
     
  5. MissPrissy

    MissPrissy Crowing

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    They are so addictive that I got rid of all of mine.
     
  6. ozark hen

    ozark hen Living My Dream

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    this thread just cracked me up. I love my silkies. My little roo thinks he is a big as a giant cochin. He just started crowing and makes everyone laugh.
     
  7. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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    I'll heed your advice, oh wise purple one, and never gt any of those evil silkie chickens, haha!! I don't like the little ones anyone, give me the big ole fat chickens, lol!!
     
  8. PurpleChicken

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    Good Scrambled. Stick with the big fat chickens. They are they are a powerful
    force for goodness. (& big fat eggs)

    Dlhunicorn and Ozark have obviously been pulled to the dark side by the evil
    ones. The crow is one way they control us. It sounds intoxicating, like the call
    of a Greek Siren ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren ). They enjoy being presented
    with warm oatmeal, prepared by a human maiden. Oh Diane, if they got you
    how will any of us resist them? [​IMG]

    Miss Prissy and Scrambled keep up your vigiliance. If a few of us remain strong
    then the battle is not lost. [​IMG]
     
  9. flakey chick

    flakey chick Songster

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    I ♥ silkies. They taste like chicken.
     
  10. MyPerfectChicken

    MyPerfectChicken Songster

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    I'm defiantly not a silkie fan!! My mom thinks everyone should have one because they are so "comical!" [​IMG]

    We have two we would keep no matter what, Hank the Hen and Vicki the Roo ((don't ask))...

    My mom is falling in love with our two blue silkies... and I'm working to get rid of them all! ((Or at least those nasty red ones!))

    I don't think my mom (and sister) can understand how I can strongly dislike silkies... yet want NNs so bad?! [​IMG]

    Edited for spelling...
     
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