Ok I'll bite................ yeah that is more than a little over the top, but it makes for good responses, crazy maybe.............. weird Oh heck yeah !!!............. I did like the Bikini thing though
I have them try to eat thingsfrom my mouth
I've taken ten into restaurants cause they were babies and I didn't Rangel leave them at home alone
They crap on me all the time
I give them baths
The babies had no clue how to swim so I taught them in out back dug out when they were 2 months old (the thing was full of duck shizz)
I make sure each one has a partner and there not lonley
I chop up veggies real small for them just to eat
I've sleet them sleep in my bed and me sleep on the floor
AND I've showered with them!