I would NOT want to faint in a chicken coop!

"My husband knows that if I ever want to "get rid of him" I'll just knock him out in the coop and pour frozen corn all over him. There won't be anything left after about 90 seconds."

Wouldn't this make a great segment for CSI?

"I don't know officer. There's nothing left but a bunch of bones, a belt buckle and a couple of kernals of corn under the body".

Gail
 
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Omg I know that 'bok?' too! I think it's translated as "food?"
 
I wear nail polish all the time, and only one out of four pecks at my nail polish if i'm not careful. It's more dangerous to feed them mealworms from your hand...xD
 
I did pass out in a chicken coop! There was a storm so I wnt outside to put the chickens away it was dark and I ran into a beam that had broken. Knocked me out! Needless to say the chickens were already in the coop. My husband started to worry because I was gone for so long. He found me flat out in the mud and you know what else. Dragged me out of the cage and hose me off! then I woke up. I was a mess. Mud, Chicken @!$%&, and a bloody head. The saw me rather quickly in the emergency room. I think it's because I smelled so bad!!
 
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I'm raising my first flock, and today I got my first good peck from my Cochin. I'm a painter, and she was apparently fascinated with the gob of green on my arm. Ouch, sheesh!
 

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