Mary if you are going for the true Ozark ambience you must have the requisite 2-3 junk cars, with both trunks and hoods up, and exactly half the windows open and half closed, preferably on the same sides.
Additionally for extra credit one or two engine blocks in various and sundry lcations, none of which can seem reasonable.
Finally, a one holer with the top door hinge hanging loose.
If, you can get a large coonhound looking dog to always be slumbering on the porch, next to a clay moonshine jug you will be in the running for the award as the farthest from the Ozarks Ozark Homstead.
It would help if Michael would slouch around in a chewed up straw hat that Jack has chewed over, wearing worn bib overals and nothing else.
I'd say then you had a real good chance at that award and a petition from the neighbors to buy you out.
Life is good, and better with Icelandic Chickens !
Additionally for extra credit one or two engine blocks in various and sundry lcations, none of which can seem reasonable.
Finally, a one holer with the top door hinge hanging loose.
If, you can get a large coonhound looking dog to always be slumbering on the porch, next to a clay moonshine jug you will be in the running for the award as the farthest from the Ozarks Ozark Homstead.
It would help if Michael would slouch around in a chewed up straw hat that Jack has chewed over, wearing worn bib overals and nothing else.
I'd say then you had a real good chance at that award and a petition from the neighbors to buy you out.
Life is good, and better with Icelandic Chickens !
