Don't move.....just burn the house down, collect the insurance, and rebuild. lol
My grandma had a 5 foot chicken snake or something of that nature get in her trailer once. First sign of it was when it left a mess in the floor...so then she got to looking around to try to figure out what it was and found it in the closet where the water heater was back around the pipes.
My dad caught it and took it and let it loose in the barn. (I would have killed it myself.... Snakes usually don't get any free passes in my book.) But in a few days, it (or assuming it was the same one, looked to be the same size etc.) showed up in my sister's garage, across the field from where the barn was, and they killed it then.
My grandma had a 5 foot chicken snake or something of that nature get in her trailer once. First sign of it was when it left a mess in the floor...so then she got to looking around to try to figure out what it was and found it in the closet where the water heater was back around the pipes.
My dad caught it and took it and let it loose in the barn. (I would have killed it myself.... Snakes usually don't get any free passes in my book.) But in a few days, it (or assuming it was the same one, looked to be the same size etc.) showed up in my sister's garage, across the field from where the barn was, and they killed it then.