Where is everybody? This thread really slowed down lately. You know, some of us are lazy and not wanting to get ready for work and need something on BYC to browse through to waste time. You are not helping if you are not posting.

OK. Here's a story that happened this week.....
The whole family was working outside. This meant the dog needed to be in his crate in the house. (He's too mischievous to let run around off leash & barks nonstop if we tie him up next to us.) He apparently was upset with the situation and broke free.
The scene as I walked upstairs to the kitchen:
I knew right away there'd be more so I grabbed the camera.
Why eat out of the trash can when you can knock it over! (Thankfully, I had just changed the bag that morning, but with the can on its side he could reach the chicken bones at the very bottom.)
We also had 2 doz fresh eggs on the counter that the neighbor had planned to buy. Only 6 could be saved. The rest (that weren't already devoured) were made into a large eggshell omelet for the chickens.
A large bag filled with mini bags of chips and other kid lunch snacks was destroyed. Our dog really liked the jalapeno Cheetoes! He also ate a box of fruit snacks and ripped open a bag of flour. Floured dog prints went through the dining room.
This one still amazes me. HOW did the dog open a can of peaches!? Of course peaches had to be a special "living room treat" so the juice could soak into the carpet.
This was once a full loaf of cinnamon sweet bread. BTW- Do you notice all his fav chew toys in the living room? That's his fav spot to enjoy a good chew. So why couldn't he have just chewed on his own toys?!!!!
Thankfully he was probably only out for about 5 min. or less. I know this because the dog can open doors. He loves to break into the upstairs bathroom & bedrooms. All those doors were still closed.
I was really skeptical that he'd live through this one. (The dog has a death wish, chews on knives, and eats the most inappropriate & dangerous things.) He still has diarrhea but most has passed through in the last 4 days.