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There's your solution. Get a new bird and give Charlie to the Temple, that way you can be rid of him and he still gets to live. You've found your loophole and you don't have to think about killing him anymore. In the meantime just steer clear of him as much as you can, and don't fight with him anymore.
I think you've pretty much got your solution worked out. I must say I've enjoyed this entire thread - highly entertaining! I love your way with words!
Some people think it's a simple thing dealing with roosters - if they're nice, they get to live, if they're nasty, it's the crock pot. But some roosters can really inspire conflicting emotions. I have a roo I hand-raised from a three-day old chick who now wants to take big bites of flesh out of my hide. Over Christmas I had a contract out on him, offering him up for holiday dinner to anyone who would kill him and pluck him. (No takers) Since then, I reconsidered - I really do love him.
What I do is beat him to the attack. When he sidles up to me, doing his little dance of aggression, I real quick-like swoop down and mash him to the ground with my hand, and hold him there with his head down flat to the ground in submission. He struggles to get free, but I keep him held down until he quits struggling, then I let him go. This lesson is good for the rest of the day, but it needs repeating almost every day since he has trouble remembering who's boss.
Until you can make the hostage swap, you might find your life easier with Charlie if you can establish dominance over him. The rules are be consistent and show no fear.