I'm never gonna get an egg!!!

[andreanar]

View attachment 1165192 View attachment 1165191 Feast your eyes on this beautiful awfulness, lol. Why my hubby bought me these jammies at Walmart is beyond me. Perhaps he finds my wattles dead sexy?

OMG! That wins the craziest chicken lady award

 

[pitbullmomma]

OMG! That wins the craziest chicken lady award

Thank you!!! My wattles and comb are red and plump...and even though I'm menopausal, I think I STILL have a better chance of laying an egg than my useless chickens, lol.

 

[andreanar]

Thank you!!! My wattles and comb are red and plump...and even though I'm menopausal, I think I STILL have a better chance of laying an egg than my useless chickens, lol.

Bwahahaha hahahha Better chance than my eight freeloaders too!

 

[Chickassan]

Lol! Kinky!

View attachment 1165191 Feast your eyes on this beautiful awfulness, lol. Why my hubby bought me these jammies at Walmart is beyond me. Perhaps he finds my wattles dead sexy?

 

[WVduckchick]

View attachment 1165191 Feast your eyes on this beautiful awfulness, lol. Why my hubby bought me these jammies at Walmart is beyond me. Perhaps he finds my wattles dead sexy?

That is flat-out awesomeness.

 

[WVduckchick]

I tried getting a selfie with the chicks/ducks this morning, while they were all right around me. By the time i got a half-way decent one, they figured out i didn't have treats and they left me.
grey paint-stained sweats, hubbys way-too-big-for-me tshirt, brown sweat jacket. Can't see my poopy muck boots. Pistol in the pocket.

 

[biophiliac]

That is flat-out awesomeness.

X 100000000000..... !

 

[Crooked Chicken]

View attachment 1165191 Feast your eyes on this beautiful awfulness, lol. Why my hubby bought me these jammies at Walmart is beyond me. Perhaps he finds my wattles dead sexy?

OMG that is too much! Love it. Hey -- we should all go to WalMart and get an outfit if they still have them. Then have someone take a photo of you with your chickens and post it! hehehehe that would be so cool.

I tried getting a selfie with the chicks/ducks this morning, while they were all right around me. By the time i got a half-way decent one, they figured out i didn't have treats and they left me.
grey paint-stained sweats, hubbys way-too-big-for-me tshirt, brown sweat jacket. Can't see my poopy muck boots. Pistol in the pocket.

going to have to try again......

 

[apryl29]

I showed my daughter. She wants one.

 

[pitbullmomma]

I showed my daughter. She wants one.

My hub said they still have them (he bought me those about a month ago). He was just there and he said they restocked. They are in the men's department (cuz I'm really a rooster, lol). They are 20 dollars. And they are truly hideous, and warm! So get thee to Walmart now, and get your bad selves one before they sell out. And post your selfie, stat.

When he gave it to me I was like, "What the bloody f*ck am I gonna do with these??!!" And then my immediate thought was: Duh. Post a picture on BYC, cuz all my crazy chicken friends will want one! Heehee.