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We use the term "swappin farts" around here...you know for the kids.:lau
pitbullmomma said:
Well that's what they do, the cloacal kiss! People are really surprised when I tell them roosters don't have penises, you'd think with all that commotion there's be something more going on <cueing up the Barry White 70's mood music>

I just like saying cloacal kiss, lol It's almost as nasty as the word moist... :lau
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That's us too. Constantly yelling/ screaming at some animal. Our dog likes to bark at everything, unless it's an actual stranger. My mom said he took off after a deer the other morning. She (a 58 year old woman, who had a hip replacement this past summer) chasing after a little toy poodle who's chasing after a huge deer. Almost sorry I missed it. I'm sure our neighbors would think we're insane except they have a baby cow and play some kind of spanish music full blast all night long on the weekends. The other guy is obsessed w/ bigfoot & has a wood cutout in his front yard. We might be the normal ones.

pitbullmomma said:
<insert clueless look here> What? Like rooster schmoo? (does schmoo even come out?! OMG!)
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mhmmm.
 
Chickassan said:
Ha! You're a woman after my own heart already ate half of it and continued on:)
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That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Sometimes, you gotta eat a little chicken poop inadvertantly.
-Nietzsche
(who among us here HASN'T eaten a bit of poo? I admit, I'm a nurse, and I don't always disinfect after chickening. Still alive)
 
pitbullmomma said:
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Sometimes, you gotta eat a little chicken poop inadvertantly.
-Nietzsche
(who among us here HASN'T eaten a bit of poo? I admit, I'm a nurse, and I don't always disinfect after chickening. Still alive)
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I'm more worried about the kids. My younger child is constantly kissing her chicken. I keep telling her she's going to get sick, but she won't listen. Last thing I need is her getting sick and my dad making us get rid of the chickens.
 
apryl29 said:
That's us too. Constantly yelling/ screaming at some animal. Our dog likes to bark at everything, unless it's an actual stranger. My mom said he took off after a deer the other morning. She (a 58 year old woman, who had a hip replacement this past summer) chasing after a little toy poodle who's chasing after a huge deer. Almost sorry I missed it. I'm sure our neighbors would think we're insane except they have a baby cow and play some kind of spanish music full blast all night long on the weekends. The other guy is obsessed w/ bigfoot & has a wood cutout in his front yard. We might be the normal ones.
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You sure you don't live in the Pine Barrens?


Regarding schmoo....
mhmmm.
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Ewww! I had no idea it was that....er...messy. <toodling off to Youtube>
 
FYI Bigfoot is real, I'm married to him. And yes roos do schmoo,a really surprising amount. I didn't know until somebody posted a video on inseminating chickens....mind blown!
pitbullmomma said:
<insert clueless look here> What? Like rooster schmoo? (does schmoo even come out?! OMG!)
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apryl29 said:
That's us too. Constantly yelling/ screaming at some animal. Our dog likes to bark at everything, unless it's an actual stranger. My mom said he took off after a deer the other morning. She (a 58 year old woman, who had a hip replacement this past summer) chasing after a little toy poodle who's chasing after a huge deer. Almost sorry I missed it. I'm sure our neighbors would think we're insane except they have a baby cow and play some kind of spanish music full blast all night long on the weekends. The other guy is obsessed w/ bigfoot & has a wood cutout in his front yard. We might be the normal ones.


mhmmm.
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Wow, I am so gonna check that out, sicko that I am!

I seriously have to get me one of these crazy-ass chicken stressball/keychains, BTW. Classic!!
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