I'm never gonna get an egg!!!

[andreanar]

Nope but i did mess up and wear one of hubbys wife beaters out there with no bra....bent over, "something" fell out the arm hole and i was promptly violated.

Hahahaha! I try not to wear the beater with no bra for that reason! And Its REALLY not a good look for me, with the gigantic b@@bs that I have flopping around!

 

[Chickassan]

Lol! I don't have much so i didn't think about a possible escape attempt. I didn't know what happend i was doing the water then searing tooty pain! I fell backwards and scrambled out on my hand and knees frantically checking my shirt for whatever got me. What got me was a delaware hen.

Hahahaha! I try not to wear the beater with no bra for that reason! And Its REALLY not a good look for me, with the gigantic b@@bs that I have flopping around!

 

[apryl29]

I cannot bring myself to embrace the grays! Not yet! Good for you tho, Ill get there someday.

I'm with you.. I look in the mirror at home and it's like eh, looks fine. Get to work and look in the mirror w/ that stupid overhead lighting and it's like I'm looking at the crypt keeper. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't grow so damn fast & everyone knows that gray hairs grow 10x faster. Sigh.

Nope but i did mess up and wear one of hubbys wife beaters out there with no bra....bent over, "something" fell out the arm hole and i was promptly violated.

I feel bad for laughing, but I breastfed both of my kids and I totally feel your pain. IDK why babies need to have teeth before they can walk, or why chickens thing that EVERYTHING is food. I'm at that awkward phase in life where I need to wear a bra b/c underboob sweat & I can't stand the skin on skin feeling. If I'd known this was my future I'd have enjoyed my pre-motherhood days of not needing a bra much more.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Critters are fed so now I'm eating a bowl of cereal and thought id pop back in.lol

Nope but i did mess up and wear one of hubbys wife beaters out there with no bra....bent over, "something" fell out the arm hole and i was promptly violated.

Hahahaha! I try not to wear the beater with no bra for that reason! And Its REALLY not a good look for me, with the gigantic b@@bs that I have flopping around!

I'm with you.. I look in the mirror at home and it's like eh, looks fine. Get to work and look in the mirror w/ that stupid overhead lighting and it's like I'm looking at the crypt keeper. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't grow so damn fast & everyone knows that gray hairs grow 10x faster. Sigh.


I feel bad for laughing, but I breastfed both of my kids and I totally feel your pain. IDK why babies need to have teeth before they can walk, or why chickens thing that EVERYTHING is food. I'm at that awkward phase in life where I need to wear a bra b/c underboob sweat & I can't stand the skin on skin feeling. If I'd known this was my future I'd have enjoyed my pre-motherhood days of not needing a bra much more.

I'm sorry for laughing too ladies....I nursed my 6....Those lil teeth are horrible!!!
I hate bras too, I can't ever find anything that fits.. Might have something to do with the D cups but B filling I have going on....

 

[andreanar]

@Chickassan I sooo hope your neighbors weren't peeking out their windows!!
A long time ago when I was married to my ex husband, he was standing in our backyard. His back was facing our huge glass windows. I thought it would be funny to squish my tatas against the window. So I did. Then I knocked on the window so he would turn around and look. Well, he turned around all right. And that's when I noticed my father in law standing behind him, facing the window! Die!!

 

[apryl29]

@Chickassan I sooo hope your neighbors weren't peeking out their windows!!
A long time ago when I was married to my ex husband, he was standing in our backyard. His back was facing our huge glass windows. I thought it would be funny to squish my tatas against the window. So I did. Then I knocked on the window so he would turn around and look. Well, he turned around all right. And that's when I noticed my father in law standing behind him, facing the window! Die!!

I accidentally smacked my former father in law on the ass once thinking he was my husband. I just about died of embarrassment.. making it worse, his father didn't particularly like me, & I smacked him pretty hard. lol

 

[Chickassan]

Honey my neighbors are always looking they're nosy. If they see anything nice well good for them,if they see anything terrible that's what they get for being nosy. I refuse to be held responsible one set is in their 70's so they should know better, other neighbor is a perv plus he's been hit in the head so not much i can do there either. They just get an eye full sometimes.

@Chickassan I sooo hope your neighbors weren't peeking out their windows!!
A long time ago when I was married to my ex husband, he was standing in our backyard. His back was facing our huge glass windows. I thought it would be funny to squish my tatas against the window. So I did. Then I knocked on the window so he would turn around and look. Well, he turned around all right. And that's when I noticed my father in law standing behind him, facing the window! Die!!

 

[pitbullmomma]

@Chickassan I sooo hope your neighbors weren't peeking out their windows!!
A long time ago when I was married to my ex husband, he was standing in our backyard. His back was facing our huge glass windows. I thought it would be funny to squish my tatas against the window. So I did. Then I knocked on the window so he would turn around and look. Well, he turned around all right. And that's when I noticed my father in law standing behind him, facing the window! Die!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is EXCELLENT...

 

[pitbullmomma]

Nope but i did mess up and wear one of hubbys wife beaters out there with no bra....bent over, "something" fell out the arm hole and i was promptly violated.

HAhahahahaha, that is so funny! I mean, not for you, but to read, lol!

I had one of my chicks pick my scab off the other day. I was like "hey that's *my* job!" Little freak! They also go after the chickens on my Red Chicken sloggers, and my wedding ring.

 

[pitbullmomma]

Nope but i did mess up and wear one of hubbys wife beaters out there with no bra....bent over, "something" fell out the arm hole and i was promptly violated.

HAhahahahaha, that is so funny! I mean, not for you, but to read, lol!

I had one of my chicks pick my scab off the other day. I was like "hey that's *my* job!" Little freak! They also go after the chickens on my Red Chicken sloggers, and my wedding ring.