OK, soooooo....... <no egg yet that I can see. BUT!>
This morning I was awakened by my annoying-ass cockerel crowing. But I heard these other weird noises and my hub was like "those are the chickens" and I was like "no that's some other random bird cuz my chooks don't make that noise." When I went outside I heard all this:
BukbukbukbukbubukSQUEAK!BukbukbukbukbubukSQUEAK!BukbukbukbukbubukSQUEAK!
Of course, when I got to the coop it stopped. But it was loud AF. I *think* it was Black Betty, my very-red-plump-combed banty cochin. And there was some serious raping action going on between her and Lafayette.
I googled "the egg song" and this is exactly what it sounded like. I looked all over the coops, but no egg. Do they do this before they lay? (or only after/during?) If so, how long does it usually go on before they pop one out? Also, her hooha area looked a tiny bit bloody. PLEASE tell me I will have an egg soon! Do I need to sift through tons of poop bedding, shouldn't it be proudly in the next box? FWIW, the fake egg was (unceremoniously) kicked out of the nest box into the middle of the coop a couple days ago. Does THIS mean anything? Am I reading too much into all of this?
I want that million dollar freakin' egg!!! Do tell, wonderful BYC peeps!!!!!