"I'm not an attorney, but I play one on a message board"

[joebryant]

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I thought that was "understood" but then I'm reminded that people still get in trouble from those stupid e-mails from Africa.

"Put your trust in God, but if he asks you to do something stupid, ask for I.D."

Stupid emails from Africa my eye. I'm due to get several million dollars put into my bank account any day now, and all it cost me was $10,000 and some postage. How's that stupid?

 

[greyfields]

I love it when people threaten to hire a lawyer because they got flamed on a messageboard or were banned for being a manipulative jerk. If I had a chicken for everytime someone was "contacting their attorney" I'd be overrun with chickens.

So, I wanted to add that most internet trolls are also bad liars.

 

[speckledhen]

Oh, gee, the memories from my moderator days, greyfield! LOL. I certainly hope that nobody takes legal advice from a chicken message board to heart without checking out the laws, etc, in their own community. If they do, heaven help them!

 

[HennysMom]

I wanna know how Nifty came up with "96.11%" LOL

Most people would say like 95% or 98% but noooo...gotta have some off the wall number like 96.11%

 

[greyfields]

You clearly weren't aware that 96.11% of statistics were made-up.

 

[ksacres]

He was just being precise...

I think it's nifty...

 

[greyfields]

He stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

 

[conroy]

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LMAO

 

[conroy]

But seriously... good post

 

[redhen]

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Hey! i'm contacting my lawyer..that was MY line..

.....ooh sorry..can we smack the mods?...

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