In an emergency, is it safe to eat the geese at my local park?

[ILoveBabySilkies]

OP hasn't been on for about four hours. Pretty sure they died of food poisoning.

At least we know the answer to their original question.

 

[roosterhavoc]

But no worries, I'm out.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Cause I mean, they eat a lot of filthy garbage and swim in what can only charitably be called a pond. But if the world ends and I have no food I have to assume they'll look pretty good. Do I just have to cook them really well? Or are there other butcher things I'd have to know to have a safe eating experience?

I sincerely doubt the world will end and you will starve.
Most people here are loving owners of flocks (mostly PET flocks,) and will be disgusted by the idea of randomly killing geese if the world ’ends’.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

I think it’s great to practice agricultural practices such as gardening and raising your own chickens. Not only do I genuinely enjoy gardening I won’t wither away since I’ll be eating my apocalyptic tomato’s

 

[592784]

Anyone know why the 'world' has ended here?!

@duckiemum, if the world ends we are going to need to raise flocks and get back to breeding. Killing all the geese is not a long run situation.

If the world ended then none of us would be here to care about eating anything. We would cease to exist

 

[Painted Calls]

Seriously? Guy shoots his thumb off and it's hilarious? <shakes head>

The concept of what he was trying to demonstrate was hilarious, yes. Irony.

 

[Painted Calls]

It is hilarious because he is a prepping idiot that clearly can’t even practice gun safety yet he’s gonna survive some sort of apocalypse?

Thank you. Apparently we are the only ones that got that.

 

[ChocolateMouse]

I sincerely doubt the world will end and you will starve.
Most people here are loving owners of flocks (mostly PET flocks,) and will be disgusted by the idea of randomly killing geese if the world ’ends’.

Conveniently, these geese wouldn't be "randomly" killed, they would be selectively killed for food and survival under a very specific scenario. So I guess they're in the clear and nobody needs to be disgusted.

 

[MarkJr]

It was one of those malfunctions that my thumb went in front of the barrel......
It’s called stupid hurts!!!!

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

Will any of us be alive to see the “end of the world”? Probably not, is it going to happen eventually? Of course, until then I’m gonna enjoy being able to go to Publix and get some chips when I please