In an emergency, is it safe to eat the geese at my local park?

[ILoveBabySilkies]

Would we provide useful survival info? Probably not. Would we entertain? Definitely.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

You forgot bone apple teeth!

Bone Apple Teeth is probably one of my favorite phrases ever.

 

[NatJ]

Well, to be fair, I did say I'm more the "hoe the potatoes" person than the "teach kids" person. (Can't stand kids younger than about 8, really.)

But calling Candyland a "game" is still a stretch here I think. XD

I have trouble standing small children, too. Which is how I have strong opinions about playing games with them

Candyland has a board and pieces and its only reason to exist is that some people have fun with it. So it's clearly a "board game," and since all board games are games, then it is also a game. See, I remember that logic class I had to take a long time ago... Although I have forgotten the official name for the kind of syllogism I just used

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

Would we provide useful survival info? Probably not. Would we entertain? Definitely.

We would need a heavy supply of garbage-fed geese.

 

[KingD]

If you ask me I think we should all create a survival prep show.

Yeah! and we could demonstrate using black bear gall bladders to cure trenchfoot

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

Am I enjoying myself? Yes.
Is school enjoyable? No.
So tell me again why I should be learning about linear functions?

I remember learning linear functions last year I think? Math in general rubs me the wrong way.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Look, if you're in a shtf scenario where you gotta shoot geese to live, you wanna make sure you have TP and GOOD boardgames. Nobody wants to be stuck playing candyland and wiping with leaves at the end of the world.

Invest in something quality instead.

So.... chutes and ladders?

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

I have trouble standing small children, too. Which is how I have strong opinions about playing games with them

Candyland has a board and pieces and its only reason to exist is that some people have fun with it. So it's clearly a "board game," and since all board games are games, then it is also a game. See, I remember that logic class I had to take a long time ago... Although I have forgotten the official name for the kind of syllogism I just used

THE NOSTALGIA THOUGH

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

So.... chutes and ladders?

No. MONOPOLY OBVIOUSLY

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

No. MONOPOLY OBVIOUSLY

Ahhh yes.
Nothing better than to get the tensions up when you're all locked in a bunker.