In an emergency, is it safe to eat the geese at my local park?

[KingD]

I'm just gonna stick with jellied moose nose

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

It would have to have been humanly raised and id have to know what has went into to.

Dang well hopefully I can eat a humanely raised beaver.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Dang well hopefully I can eat a humanely raised beaver.

Make sure it's organic and pasture-raised too.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

I'm just gonna stick with jellied moose nose

Hold awn, can you repeat that for me?

 

[ChocolateMouse]

I do not prep or stockpile ammo at all. I have no problem just robbing someone else of all their ammo, chickens, beans, toilet paper and anything else useful like board games. Who wouldn’t love a game of Candy Land while the world comes crashing down.

Really? CANDY LAND? Might as well put a pile of leaves in a stack and flip them over one at a time. What an awful game. If you're gonna risk robbing someone, at least get a game that doesn't have a predetermined outcome.

 

[Chookwagn]

Well that’s one way to go! Beaver seems like an interesting last meal.

That would be my request!

 

[KingD]

Hold awn, can you repeat that for me?

Yep sure.
I'm just gonna stick with jellied moose nose.

 

[Chookwagn]

The baby and mother mortality rate might go up as well, since there won’t be many available nurses and doctors that can help. Especially if you need a C section.

Its called population control

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

Yep sure.
I'm just gonna stick with jellied moose nose.

Smarty

 

[ChocolateMouse]

Its called population control

More like medical incompetence. After sterilization and germ theory became the norm mortality rates plummeted. And that info's not going anywhere any time soon.