Rebel I'm getting excited for the future - picture this Monkey turkey(Thanksgiving) - Monkey Snowman (Xmas)- it will just make the holidays even brighter.
"I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way"
"Slam your phone shut?!?!? " Pffffft. Ask one o' them what a "receiver" is!!! Slamming the receiver down onto the cradle used to be SO satisfying! For that matter, "cradle" (on a phone) is another antiquated telephone term.