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[mrleeroy]

Don't forget the water wings

Yeah I'll need those...

 

[canadachickens]

Good morning Whites Mrleeroy and everyone else!
Chatty bunch yesterday, only had 453 posts to catch up on, but hey, who's counting?
Beautiful sunny morning here, mid sixties if the weatherman can be trusted.
Good day for all the chores I have been putting off, and 'the list' my DW has so kindly assembled for me.
One more cup of coffee though, just to make it an even 10 before I start my day!

 

[kwhites634]

A NAUSEOUS NOCTURE

Another night deprived of slumber,
Hours passing without number,
My eyes trace ’round the room.

I lay dripping sweat and now quite certain
That tonight the final curtain
Drops upon my short life’s precious play.

From the darkness, by the closet
Comes a noise, much like a faucet
Makes a madd’ning drip-drip-dripping sound.

It seems some ill-proportioned beast,
Anticipating me deceased,
Is drooling poison puddles on the ground.

A can of Mace, a forty-five,
Is all I’d need to stay alive,
But no weapon lies within my sight.

Oh my goodness! A shadow’s creeping,
Omnious and black, it’s seeping
Slowly ‘cross a moonlit square of light!

Suddenly a floorboard creak
Announces the bloodsucking freak
Is here to steal my future years away!

A sulf’rous smell now fills the room
Heralding my imm’nent doom!
A fang gleams in the dark and murky gray!

Oh, blood-red eyes and tentacles!
Throbbing, pulsing ventricles!
Mucus-oozing pores and frightful claws!

Worse, in terms of outright scariness,
Are the suckers multifarious
That grab and force you in its mighty jaws!

This disgusting aberration
Of nature needs no mitivation
To devour helpless children in their beds.

Relishing despairing moans,
It chews kids up and sucks their bones,
And dissolves inside its mouth their li’l heads!

I know this ’cause I read it not
Two hours ago, and then I got
The heebie-jeebies and these awful shakes.

My parents swore upon their honor
That I was safe, and not a goner.
I guess tomorrow they’ll see their sad mistakes.

In the morning, they’ll come in
And say, “what was that awful din
We heard last night? You kept us both from sleep!”

Only then will they surmise
The gruesomeness of my demise
And see that my remains are in a heap.

Dad will look at Mom and say,
“Too bad he had to go that way.”
And Mom will look at Dad, and nod assent.

Mom will add, “Still, it’s fitting,
That as he was this world quitting,
He should have left another mess before he went.”

They may not mind at first, I know.
They will miss me later, though,
And perhaps admit that they were wrong.

As memories of me grow dim,
They’ll say, “We were too strict with him.
We should have listened to him all along.”

As speedily my end approaches,
I bid a final “buenas noches”
To my best friend here in all the world.

Gently snoring, whiskers seeming
To sniff at smells (he must be dreaming),
He lies snugled in the blankets, curled.

HEY! WAKE UP, YOU STUPID CRETIN!
YOU GONNA SLEEP WHILE I GET EATEN?!
Suddenly the monster knows I’m not alone!

There’s an animal in bed with me!
An awful beast he did not see!
The monster never would’ve come if he had known!

The monster, in his consternation,
Demonstater defenestration,
And runs and runs and runs and runs away.

Rid of the pest,
I now can rest,
Thanks to my best friend, who saved the day. The End.

You need to quit drinking coffee right before bedtime

 

[BantyChooks]

You need to quit drinking coffee right before bedtime

 

[BantyChooks]

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[kwhites634]

Good morning Whites Mrleeroy and everyone else!

Chatty bunch yesterday, only had 453 posts to catch up on, but hey, who's counting?
Beautiful sunny morning here, mid sixties if the weatherman can be trusted.
Good day for all the chores I have been putting off, and 'the list' my DW has so kindly assembled for me.

One more cup of coffee though, just to make it an even 10 before I start my day!

CC What would it take for you to share some of that sunshine?

 

[jwlpoultry]

Good morning Whites Mrleeroy and everyone else!
Chatty bunch yesterday, only had 453 posts to catch up on, but hey, who's counting?
Beautiful sunny morning here, mid sixties if the weatherman can be trusted.
Good day for all the chores I have been putting off, and 'the list' my DW has so kindly assembled for me.
One more cup of coffee though, just to make it an even 10 before I start my day!

Good morning!!! Enjoy your day.

 

[jwlpoultry]

Good morning Whites Mrleeroy and everyone else!

Chatty bunch yesterday, only had 453 posts to catch up on, but hey, who's counting?

Beautiful sunny morning here, mid sixties if the weatherman can be trusted.

Good day for all the chores I have been putting off, and 'the list' my DW has so kindly assembled for me.

One more cup of coffee though, just to make it an even 10 before I start my day!

  CC    What would it take for you to share some of that sunshine?

I'll take some too!

 

[BantyChooks]

I'll take some too!

Me three!

 

[canadachickens]

  CC    What would it take for you to share some of that sunshine?

Whites, JW, I will send it your way as soon as I am done with it.
After 4 1/2 months of white chit, I need as much vitamin d as I can get.
We had the torrential rains two weeks ago. Melted most of the white stuff, but had to put life vests on my ponies and the birds were all moving to higher ground in the barn. Even my ducks were eyeing up my fishing boat!