Edwards' East of Eden :
I ... may have , erm ... boughtsomesilkieeggsatanauctionhereandsworetomyhusbandthatmyfriendinLasVegassentthemtomewithoutaskingfirst.
::ahem::
They hatched last weekend. I
may have devoted the entire weekend to looking at them.
And, I
may have just bought another set of eggs from another member here. And I
may be in talks for some more eggs from another member here. And, it
may be that all those eggs would be probably shipped to me early next week, and that it would wind up being about two-and-a-half-dozen eggs, total.
Oh ye gods. I officially have no self-control, huh?
::stands up in front of the group::
1> I admit that I am powerless over hatching and that my life is becoming unmanageable.
2> I have come to believe that powers greater than myself - namely, ample and consistent radiant and convection heating, humidity, favorable genetics, and cooperative broody hens - could restore me to sanity.
3> I have made a decision to turn my life over to broody hens - just as soon as I can raise some up.
4> I've made a searching inventory, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any more eggs around here that need to be incubated. Yet.
5> I've - okay, no, I haven't told my husband where the eggs really came from. I may never be able to make this step.
6> I'm ready for those cooperative broody hens to get grown already. Isn't this why I just hatched silkies? C'mon! Work with me here!
7> I've already talked to them about growing up their broody butts. I'm waiting for them to comply.
8> I've made a list of all the people I've gotten eggs from, and I've sent them all paypal payments.
9> Make direct amends except where to do so would injure? It would injure my husband's relationship with my Las Vegas friend if he knew she'd participated in a ... subterfuge ... to him. Therefore, I'm in the clear there.
10> Continue to take inventory - well, I get an egg or two a day, so far. Some of them are fertile. But I'm trying to eat them all.
11> I've thought a lot about how to better my hatch rates. Does that count as prayer and meditation?
12> Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, I am trying to carry this message to alcoholics ... erm, hatchaholics ... and to practice these principles in all my affairs.
There you go. I'm in. What days do we meet? Who brings the eggs?
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