I can't thank you all enough for your responses!

So, the general consensus is that my flock's insane.

Perfect. They fit into this family quite nicely.
Just for clarification: my original post wasn't meant to come across as a complaint, or a cry for help. It's simply describing the behavior we face every day, and wondering if anybody else is in the same boat.


Not to mention bits of humor sprinkled throughout.

These birds are established pets as a whole, and I wouldn't dream of replacing them with anything less....ahem....quirky.

An enclosure to preserve both the well-being of visitors and chooks might be perfect, though.
@9SpiceyChickens - we're situated on approximately 3 acres surrounded on all sides by open field. Everybody wanders to their little hearts' content.
@BantyChooks - I expect nothing less than velociraptors.

At least the hatcheries came through! Loved reading your posts, per usual.

Sounds as though your elderly girl was precious.
By the way, those are some gorgeous, mannerly chooks!
Hens, yes.
@RodNTN - gotta love those lap chickens.

I have a few, myself. Better break out the safety glasses!
@BantammChick - I'd like to know why you're stealing pictures of my birds in action....


Kidding. That's hilarious.
@bobbi-j - If I faint outside, nobody will know what become of me.

Scary thought, actually.
Oh, and thanks to everyone who complimented!

They're certainly a mixed bag of "ethnicities."


I like variety.
The cats, by the way, are every bit as persistent.

It's impossible to catch a quiet moment out there!
~Alex