Is Santa real?

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Bah Humbug.

I'm little Ms. Scrooge over here.

No Santa for me. I figured out he didn't exist when I was about three -- my mom can tell you that.
 
From the movie 'Elf (2003)...

Buddy: Who the heck are you?
Gimbel's Santa: What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Claus.
Buddy: No, you're not.
Gimbel's Santa: Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Buddy: Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
Gimbel's Santa: Um, Happy Birthday of course. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. How old are you son?
Kid with Santa: Four.
Gimbel's Santa: You're a big boy. What's your name?
Kid with Santa: Paul.
Gimbel's Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?
Buddy: Don't tell him what you want, he's a liar.
Gimbel's Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
Gimbel's Santa: Look, I'm not kiddin'.
Buddy: You're a fake.
Gimbel's Santa: I'm a fake?
Buddy: Yes!
Gimbel's Santa: How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.
Buddy: You stink.
Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.


Santa is the best! I BELIEVE! (i don't want a lump of coal, ya know!)
 
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I'm with stupid- I mean Kimmie.
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I still BELIEVE in the magic of Santa........... if you can believe it can come true.... yeah LONG live SANTA...we all need a little magic from time to time...enjoy the moment and stop analizing the myth!!!
 
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ahhh but he was a real person you two... and he lives on in others and in the spirit of Christmas
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Look around at the world sometime without the views you know now - look through with the eyes of a child and you will see that Santa, does indeed, still exist and is alive and well.
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One day when you have children of your own...(and hopefully before then) you will understand the meaning of St. Nicholas
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I'm with stupid- I mean Kimmie.
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ahhh but he was a real person you two... and he lives on in others and in the spirit of Christmas
love.gif
Look around at the world sometime without the views you know now - look through with the eyes of a child and you will see that Santa, does indeed, still exist and is alive and well.
hugs.gif


One day when you have children of your own...(and hopefully before then) you will understand the meaning of St. Nicholas
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Yes Saint Nicholas was real, and I believe in that story, but it got way out of proportion and I think stupid.
 
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