Isa's Homestead Happenings and Hangout

[Hayden Goseek]

DW and I started dating after starter wife (SW) and I broke up and she was still vindictive. She started rumors that I was dating some young girl from school.
When I first brought DW over to meet the family, my Mom, in her usual subtle manner pulled DW on the side and asked "How old are you?" Turns out DW was about a month older.

 

[Isadora]

I would be afraid he had tried it to see.

For real! I remember smashing eggs against the side of my parent's barn when I was kid.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

For real! I remember smashing eggs against the side of my parent's barn when I was kid.

That must have hurt.

 

[DickMidnight]

For real! I remember smashing eggs against the side of my parent's barn when I was kid.

or egging houses in high school.

 

[Isadora]

That must have hurt.

I don't think they found out

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I'm making breakfast for the kids, eggs and sausage. My 6 yr old, Reddy, announces suddenly, "Mom, I know how to crack an egg."
I say, "Oh, yeah? How?"
"Throw it at the wall. That would crack it!"

I mean, they're not wrong

 

[JacinLarkwell]

i’m in my buddy’s wedding party in september. it’s his second marriage and his fiancée is 12 years younger.

she’s a massive upgrade over wife #1, who we affectionately call voldemort.

No nose?

 

[Painted Calls]

No nose?

"She-who-must-not-be-named"

 

[DickMidnight]

No nose?

she’s just evil incarnate and we try not saying her name, like mare alluded to.

 

[Painted Calls]

Kelsey! You're supposed to be catching up.