Isa's Homestead Happenings and Hangout

[Kay-T-Hammer]

I am curious, who is William Yarborough? Did you make that up?

Tell them you are still working for the CIA but moonlighting with your new Wildlife Trapping business. That right now you are under some ladies house trying to trap giant wharf rats. They have blocked your scuttle hole and you can't get out, so you are considering deploying the cattle prod to try to fight your way back out.

She asked if it was true that I work for the CIA.

 

[ShrekDawg]

OMG

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Ohmygod. I need to make this a thing I do regularly.

 

[bill3607]

She asked if it was true that I work for the CIA.

Tell her, yes, and it is a shame that you have to moonlight fighting giant rabid rats because the CIA can't pay a decent wage.

Then, tell her to hold on while you make a break to get out from under the house with the cattle prod. Tell her if she doesn't hear from you, then, it probably didn't work out too well.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Tell her, yes, and it is a shame that you have to moonlight fighting giant rabid rats because the CIA can't pay a decent wage.

Then, tell her to hold on while you make a break to get out from under the house with the cattle prod. Tell her if she doesn't hear from you, then, it probably didn't work out too well.

This is fun.

 

[bill3607]

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This is fun.

Yeah, it is. That is one of the ways I entertain myself at times.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Yeah, it is. That is one of the ways I entertain myself at times.

I am now President.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

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I am now President.

She thinks this address is in Pennsylvania. Not American in any way, shape, or form. Every American knows the President's frigging addy.

 

[bill3607]

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I am now President.

Tell her that in the near future you are going to take your donkey and move to Tijuana to fulfill your life long dream of being in showbiz. Ask her if she might be interested in starring in your show down there

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

Do not fall for the trap. They are vegans, and they barbecue pineapple.

I wouldn’t travel to NY for a cookout wrongly titled a barbecue anyways roasted pineapple is good though