Just J party. GAME OVER

[muddy75]

I drink Coke Zero.

We even switched stores for pickup but when I was shopping in the store they had pallets upon pallets of regular and like no zero/diet!!!

 

[muddy75]

You nutters should not be drinking sodas daily.

I don’t but spoiled kiddos do!!!

 

[Painted Calls]

You nutters should not be drinking sodas daily.

I only drink soda with whiskey. Sometimes. Sometimes I don't.

 

[muddy75]

I don’t but spoiled kiddos do!!!

I have only had maybe a dozen sodas in past 4 years????

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

You aren't squatting right.

I got it down. Find something to lean against, plant your legs out away from you, tinkle away.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I have only had maybe a dozen sodas in past 4 years????

My last soda was months ago. I do enjoy bubbly water.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

My last soda was months ago. I do enjoy bubbly water.

I like the juice that seeps out of my steak. Tasty stuff, that.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I like the juice that seeps out of my steak. Tasty stuff, that.

How bloody are your steaks?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

How bloody are your steaks?

It depends -- sometimes they're nice and juicy, other times there is only a little blood.
There's always a ton of juice whenever I nuke it to warm it up again, though.

... Do you need salts, Kiki? I know that you don't like pink meat.

 

[MROO]

One day I banged on a pot in his room.
I'm pretty sure he woke up thinking I was real life nuts.
We both peed though.

Stickin' with the "I peed" theme ... try this one. Sneak quietly into the Mini's room with a bowl/bucket of comfortably warm water .. you know what I mean ,.. pee warm. Gently and cautiously raise the bowl or rearrange the arm so that the hand and/or fingers rest in the warm water and silently back away. The warm water triggers a natural morning reflex in minis of any gender. It's not the, "I gotta get to the bathroom, fast," thpught, It's more like a sleepy, "I gotta go, NOW!" release reflex. The results can be pretty dramatic, so decide on your vantage point before you back off.
The first time I used it, I stood against the wall and witnessed the panic from the front row, but the second time was actually more entertaining ... I stood by the bathroom door and sent my DB a wicked smile as I walked in and locked the door. He actually WAILED!
A word to the wise, though. Do NOT use (or suggest the use) of this trick on a campout, however tempting it may be. It's hard to get that smell out of a sleeping bag while still at camp, so everybody in the tent suffers! It's worse if the victim is sleeping on the tent floor. It was nearly two seasons before we got the stench out of the canvas floor ... and it didn't go summer camping again for many, many years!