Kiki's Friday Night EXPLOSION....ENDS TONIGHT July 8th

[Tesumph]

I used to shave in the shower every morning before getting on the bus (at 6 a.m. --it was "bussing" and we lived a long way out even before that wondrous social engineering project ).

Anyway, you just put the foot up on the shower wall, soap the leg and shave it. I don't know why I bothered. I was blond back then and always tanned. It's not like anyone could even tell whether I shaved or not.

I was blessed with very pale Irish skin and very thick Italian hair. I don't shave every day but I do prefer to have less body hair than my husband.

 

[R2elk]

I was blessed with very pale Irish skin and very thick Italian hair. I don't shave every day but I do prefer to have less body hair than my husband.

I have a story for you but not here.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

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Umm...rule 1 of firework safety, never keep your arsenal close. My sisters bf had an accident a few years back. He had his fireworks in a backpack and a rogue firework lit it up. He jumped into the river but still had burns on 70% of his body. My family and I were watching the rodeo fireworks from the riverbank and watched it happen. Most people stop lighting doing their fireworks when the rodeo fireworks are happening, so when the commotion happened it was noticeable. Then the fire trucks showed up. Gotta love 4th of July in Fort Pierre! I miss the chaos!

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Umm...rule 1 of firework safety, never keep your arsenal close. My sisters bf had an accident a few years back. He had his fireworks in a backpack and a rogue firework lit it up. He jumped into the river but still had burns on 70% of his body. My family and I were watching the rodeo fireworks from the riverbank and watched it happen. Most people stop lighting doing their fireworks when the rodeo fireworks are happening, so when the commotion happened it was noticeable. Then the fire trucks showed up. Gotta love 4th of July in Fort Pierre! I miss the chaos!

Alcohol was involved, forgot to mention that.

 

[featherhead007]

Aargh! I'm so dam pragmatic.

Yes! Of course I live in Crystal Cave, attended by wee faerie-folk who have taken me for their queen-protectress.

They won't let the geese in, though. Chickens, fine--ducks can be on the underground seas in the far deeps, but NO GEESE! I do not know what to do with these rebellious folk sometimes.

I keep my geese and cow-folk on the hidden elysian meadows above. Pyctsies tend them, and do not pinch TOO many for their nightly rivels. I am content.

SEE ROOM! I knew it! and...They all call her "Your majesty" So now we must!

 

[muddy75]

I'm pretending I am Muddy....




Watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon,
I am singing.

i will see if i can get that added to the karaoke list for you tonight

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Umm...rule 1 of firework safety, never keep your arsenal close. My sisters bf had an accident a few years back. He had his fireworks in a backpack and a rogue firework lit it up. He jumped into the river but still had burns on 70% of his body. My family and I were watching the rodeo fireworks from the riverbank and watched it happen. Most people stop lighting doing their fireworks when the rodeo fireworks are happening, so when the commotion happened it was noticeable. Then the fire trucks showed up. Gotta love 4th of July in Fort Pierre! I miss the chaos!

Was he okay? Burns on 70% of the body is a lot! Very, very, scary situation to be in, I should think....

 

[featherhead007]

Alcohol was involved, forgot to mention that.

No doubt!

 

[R2elk]

Alcohol was involved, forgot to mention that.

Isn't that usually the case?

 

[RoosterML]

Dang it, Rooster, you're doing it again.
*Smack.* Quit the dirty talk.

@saff chill. There is no dirty talk in what I posted. Not that I need to explain myself but .... since when is me yanking @KDOGG331 hairy legs considered dirty talk.