Kiki's Summer Stupendous Social Salad Splash

[The Moonshiner]

None of this surprises me.

The part that suprised me was the "used to"
I believe she still does it.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

None of this surprises me.

My favorite was I like your dog, when they didn’t have one. Or else drive by the bars and pick somebody out to try to convince them that they know you. Just yell, “Hey, I think I know you!” Then go from there. This was when all I did was smoke cigs, so I’ve mellowed out since then. Not really though.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

The part that suprised me was the "used to"
I believe she still does it.

No, I ask everybody if they want to come to the slip n slide EXTRAVAGANZA.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Must take rest of ducks outside. Took half because they are getting too large. Need to build them a house so they can just live out there.

 

[R2elk]

My favorite was I like your dog, when they didn’t have one. Or else drive by the bars and pick somebody out to try to convince them that they know you. Just yell, “Hey, I think I know you!” Then go from there. This was when all I did was smoke cigs, so I’ve mellowed out since then. Not really though.

My beagle really did attract pretty girls.

I have often, it still happens, had people come up and start talking to me as if they know me. It has always been a case of mistaken identity and not a come on move.

 

[The Moonshiner]

No, I ask everybody if they want to come to the slip n slide EXTRAVAGANZA.

Have you asked me?

 

[Painted Calls]

None of this surprises me.

X 2

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I worry that the sarcastic tone is lost in text. My titles are self-deprecating but I think I just come off as an asshole.

One heck of a precious A-hole, then.
We love you, Tessie!

 

[R2elk]

My favorite was I like your dog, when they didn’t have one. Or else drive by the bars and pick somebody out to try to convince them that they know you. Just yell, “Hey, I think I know you!” Then go from there. This was when all I did was smoke cigs, so I’ve mellowed out since then. Not really though.

Perhaps one of the meanest things I did was when a pretty woman approached me in a grocery store and said "You look like your dog died." I replied with "It did." She immediately walked away with her head down.

My dog had just died but I did not need to say that to a complete stranger, especially a beautiful woman.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

If a person finds that one perfect mate, there is nothing better than being together. Being married to that special person is beneficial to both.

If a person does not find that one perfect mate, living alone is better.

So so true...I know this sounds cliche, but I'd rather be single and happy than married and miserable.